Total Medals Earned: 1,817 (From 459 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,755 Points
Medals Earned: 5/11 (40/375 points)
run 50m length
run 250m length
transform to harry potter
transform to Jacob the werewolf
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
transform to Jaws
run 500m length
run 1km length
perform 30x book streaks
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/495 points)
Watch the Intro
First level in under 5 seconds
Collect all floppies
Die 1000 times
Slay the Nyan Cat
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/27 (10/500 points)
Throw your first bomb
Kill your first enemy
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/420 points)
Survive the first wave of attackers.
Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
Purchase the Stasis Generator.
Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.
Purchase The Line of Death.
Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.
Purchase every single turret.
Get the bad ending.
Get the good ending.
Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Medals Earned: 12/19 (105/350 points)
Goat serial exterminator
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Unlock the dragonform power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Reach Evila
Get a triple kill
Reach the Mountain Pass
Unlock the Play Tips power
Kill a Winged Knight
get a 50x combo
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Complete 8 levels
Complete 16 levels
Complete 24 levels
Complete 32 levels
Complete 40 levels
Complete the game with three stars
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/500 points)
Achieve a multiplier of 10 in survival.
Achieve a multiplier of 20 in survival.
Complete 40 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 20 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 10 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 30 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 50 consecutive battles in survival.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/230 points)
Complete the easy round
Complete the medium round
Complete the hard round
Finish in under 300 seconds
Finish in under 250 seconds
Finish in under 200 seconds
Finish in under 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 7/17 (145/480 points)
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing the balloon
Crushing the Air Racer
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers