Total Medals Earned: 1,817 (From 459 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,755 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/235 points)
Complete the tutorial to begin your journey.
Find all the lost items.
Pimp out your ride with all possible modules.
Upgrade one of your sub-systems.
Complete 10 Objectives.
Uncover all the buried items.
Find all the Alien artifacts to complete the 'story'.
Upgrade all sub-systems to their maximum levels.
Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)
Kill a bouncing head
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
View the credits
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/215 points)
Block an attack
Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY
Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Perform a GOONALITY on Norris
Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves
Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter
Defeat all of your opponents
Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea
Medals Earned: 6/14 (80/485 points)
Build 10 structures
Run 1600 meters
Gather 100 plants
Unlock 10 chests
Destroy 150 crates
Collect 10000 coins
Kill 2500 snowmen
Reach level 30
Research 55 upgrades
Get 84 stars
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/305 points)
Beat level 18
Restart 100 times in one level
Beat the game
Beat the game in one session in under 20 minutes
Beat the game in one session without dying or restarting
Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/70 points)
Complete the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/275 points)
Complete the first 5 Levels
Complete the first 10 Levels
Score 10000 points
Score over 1000 points on Level 5
Score 20000 points
Score the maximum possible score on level 14
Complete the first 15 Levels
Complete all 20 Levels
Score 24000 points or more.
Get a fantastic score on level 20
Medals Earned: 10/18 (190/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 18/30 (105/190 points)
Rescue Gretel
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Beat the game after getting all the deaths